420 Hookups and Dating

I am looking for a solid hookup. I just moved here and I dont know anyone. Someone around here has to know someone who can hook me up. Please. Thank you.

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what is wrong with all the guys around here lol ok so heres the deal im your avg str8 acting biwm yea i got my ears pierced shave my head listen to lynyrd skynyrd pink floyd zeppelin metallica etc i live in jeans and a ballcap i drive jackedup jeeps love fast cars work on them to i like to party down have a good time with friends i dont do the whole gay thing im not uncomfortable to hang out with who im seeing but its really noones business i like a real guy not some britney spears madonna cher im sorry i would just go after a chick then im not big into sports but not a lazy azz neither as far as doing something with a guy pretty the same as what i would do with a chick as long as safe and discreet im lookin for someone 18 to 30 white a must and str8 acting yes i do like to cuddle and kiss makeout also you dont have to be a gym buff but dont be chubby as hell fat or bone as thin im 31 wm 170 blue eyes 30waist im not trying to come off as a dick i just dont do a randomn hookup i would rather have a normal safe discreet disease free bud i do drink socially and smoke cigs 420 friendly just normal down to earth guy serious responses only please no bs!!!!

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DL TOP looking 4 DL BOTTOMS..

WHATS GOING ON…..

ATTRACTIVE & DISCREET COLLEGE DUDE HERE…..Race not an issue, 420 FRIENDLY

SLIM BUILD…TALL….NICE Body 9.5-10INCHES CUT….COMPLETE DOM TOP

LOOKING TO HOOKUP WITH OTHER DOWN LOW DUDES………

serious inquiries ONLY…..SEND PICS AND CONTACT NUMBER W/ STATS……..

PUT MY AD TITLE IN SUBJECT BOX WHEN REPLY

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WHATS GOING ON…..

ATTRACTIVE & DISCREET COLLEGE DUDE HERE…..OPENMINDED, 420 FRIENDLY

SLIM BUILD…TALL….NICE A**….8.5-9INCHES CUT….VERSATILE

LOOKING TO HOOKUP WITH OTHER DOWN LOW DUDES………

serious inquiries ONLY…..SEND PICS AND CONTACT NUMBER W/ STATS……..PUT MY AD TITLE IN SUBJECT BOX WHEN REPLY

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Tom Hanks cracked the Davinci Code, I have figured out the Richmond Code:

-Vers= Bottom

-Discreet= Ugly or a whore, or an ugly whore

-Vers/top= I’m really a top, but I know the only way to get another top’s interest & for him to hookup with me is to mention the word “vers” someway, somehow

-Not looking to hook up= bullshit! of course I AM here to hook up [why else would I be on manHUNT or adam4adam or gay.com], but I’m ashamed to admit that I am only HUMAN and we all get horny; it’s not like I am going to find my next lifelong partner on a gay sex site!

-Partying/PNP= crackhead loser

-420 friendly= I’ll smoke YOUR weed

-Str8 acting= Insecure

-Into making out= I MIGHT touch your chest or something, but I really don’t wanna (or dont know how to) kiss; but if I “say” I am into it, it might land me a chance with you

-I can host= I’ll make you jump through hoops to get my address, and 5 hours/100 emails later when I do finally give it to you, either you’ll be too tired to come over, already logged off, or it won’t even be my real address anyway

-Looking for friendship only= Liar; we’ll meet and 10 minuites later you’ll end up sucking my cock, or getting fucked by me.

-Smoke socially= Chain smoker, but bums them all from other people

-Drink socially = broke ass, makes friends buy at the bar

-Pics for trade= You send yours and you won’t ever hear from me again. Goodbye!

-[pertaining to CL ads] Must send pics in FIRST email= see above

-Looking for LTR= We’ll meet, have sex…and I’ll ignore your future IM’s and emails like you never existed.

-Let’s keep in touch= see above

-BRB, phone/doorbell= this is my disappearing act; you’ll never hear from me again; I just wasn’t man enough to tell you I genuinely wasn’t interestd, or that I’m just plain ole’ full of shit anyway

-Will you be online in about a half an hour or so?= see above; this is my way of saying I am not serious and I am full of shit….I need to find a way to make you think I am still interested but I have something to do right quick.

-DL/Can’t host = I’m cheating on my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend

-In an open relationship= We don’t have sexual attraction and are so miserable together; the only REASON I’m still in the “relationship” is because we were idiots and got a house/apartment together after only being with each other for a month and not knowing a damned thing about each other (our “relationship” was based on sex and convenience)

-Looking NOW/not into email tag= I want complete control of our convos; I will give you a questionnaire, background check, drug test, lie detector test, run your credit check, and ask for your mother’s maiden name; did you really think silly gay guys WANT TO avoid drama and email tag and get straight to the point? yea right dude, you’re fooling yourself

-Looking for generou$ guys/looking to be a houseboy/looking for a$$istance= whore that is too lazy to get up off his ass and find a REAL job like the rest of us; so he preys on desperate old guys for their money and takes the EASY way out of life

-Str8 guy here= I’m really a fag, but don’t want my mommy and daddy and my frat brothers to know I like cock, because they will “disown me”—so I psych myself out into “believing” I am straight

-Sorry, mom called/got a call from work/wife came home early= I wasn’t serious anyway, I was just buying some time to see how long I could actually string you along…it worked, you actually stayed here for that whole 2 HOURS I was “on the phone” with my mom or boss!

-No fats, fems, blacks, oldies, etc= I’m shallow, and for some reason I think I’m “all that”, although I am a pure HOT FUCKING MESS!!!

-Your pic gets mine= yea right, I’m not honest about sending you my pic, if so—out of DECENCY, I would have VOLUNTEERED my pic FIRST

-Looking for now= hurry and waste your time replying to my ad, although I have NO INTENTIONS of responding back you now, or ever

-Looking for guys my age/under 25= I know I am in denial about being a self-centered uneducated spoiled immature superficial little BOY, so I would hate to “take the challenge” & actually find a slightly older, decent, honest, mature guy who MAKES me actually realize it and puts me in my place

-Serious only= I’m full of shit, but want you to think I am honest; see above

-Must do this before gf/kids/wife gets home= I just wanna see you make a fool of yourself by rushing to reply, because (little to your knowledge) the short time between now and the time she gets home is about 10 minutes, which would make it IMPOSSIBLE for us to hookup anyway

-Couple looking for a 3rd= we don’t really love each other, we’re really just SLUTTY fuck buds out of convenience–but saying we are in a relationship “sounds better”

-Only into white/latin/asian/middle easter/european/hawaiin/alaskan= I’m really a CUNT racist who hates blacks, but I am ashamed to say it so instead of just simply saying “no blacks”, I use reverse psychology & take all of that time writing out every race in the world except black to describe what I am “only into” to make it “sound better”

-That’s the way I was brought up, I can’t help it (not to like blacks, latins, etc)= I am a sorry self-centered racist shitbag always making an excuse for my ignorant racist actions; my parents also brought me up to become a doctor or lawyer & not to be addicted to coke/heroine/meth, and not to be a whore getting fucked by the trash dumpsters behind the club every night by a different guy I don’t even know—but I still do that SLUTTY stuff AND I couldnt even finish an Associate’s degree…so I DO HAVE THE CAPABILITIES to make my own decisions regardless of how I was “raised”, I just choose not to when it’s CONVENIENT for ME

-Into body contact only= I have never been with a man, or I have been with many but I am still in denial that I am a homo, so I will say I am into body contact only to control the situation just to get him over my house and not miss a potenential hookup with a hot guy just because I am stupid and nervous!

-Let’s play it by ear/let’s just get naked and see what happens= I have no fucking clue what I want; I am childish, indecisive, fickle, and psychopathic! I am scared to say I will or won’t do a certain thing because you won’t waste your time with me—my goal is to at least meet you and waste as much of your time as possible “seeing what happens” although I already know damn well that I am immature, inexperienced, or “into body contact only”—I didn’t plan on doing much in the first place; I just needed the “company” because I was bored

-Sorry, need to see a face pic before I meet= I don’t have ANY intentions of meeting, I just wanna see the face of the guy who is making a fool of himself by THINKING I will meet him after he sends me his pic

-Sorry, I don’t meet without a face pic= I am a HOT FUCKING MESS myself; I am nowhere near “vgl” but I wanna see if maybe your are uglier than me

-Looking for NSA fun= I’m really a slutty whore, and I have no intentions of acknowledging you as a person after we hookup

-Not looking for relationship= I am on a self-satisfying/self-demeaning mission to see how many different guys I can sleep with in one day, and repeat that for each day of the rest of my entire slutty life

-Looking for guys under xx years old= I’m an idiot for thinking guys are actually honest about their age anyway; God forbid someone be a minute or day older than my “cut-off” age

-Just come over and hold me/let’s just cuddle only= I just got out of a relationship, so I will “use” you just to get satisfaction and replacement of my ex-bf. I will do everything in my power to tease you while we spoon and make you want to fuck me; I even might want to have sex with you—but because I gave the disclaimer “cuddling only”, I will torture you to make you so horny that when you ask for sex, it will make YOU seem like the bad guy! That’s the whole reason why I am lonely right now is because my ex caught me “cuddling” with another guy in OUR bed…..

-New in town= I have lived here all my life [or already been here for a year], but don’t want you to know every man in Richmond has already fucked me

-Safe only= I REALLY love to get fucked raw, I just wanna appear like a wholesome guy for my first impression as we chat online, until you get my pants off and I let you slide inside me bareback; “safe only” is subjective–when we meet if you are cute, I’m thinking to myself there is no way you can have a disease and I will fuck without a condom, but if you are ugly, that must mean you have a disease and it has to be “safe only”

-HIV neg/DD free, ub2= see above; since I claim I only have safe sex anyway, why does it matter if you are poz OR neg, unleeeeessssssss I am lying to myself and I REALLY fuck bareback, but I just want the public to think I am a goodie two-shoes; I need to “hear” you say you are HIV neg because it magically makes barebacking ok, although I have no way of proving you are neg

-If this is still up, means I’m still looking= goodnight, I’m going to bed right after I finish jacking off—when I wake up in the morning, I will see how many emails I have from all of my innocent victims replying to my ad thinking I would actaully respond, because I was not actually “looking” in the first place

-**anything in the Strictly Platonic section**= I dont wanna admit I’m a faggot so I’ll pretend to only want straight friends for hanging out/going to gym/doing “guy stuff”, but the moment I get you alone, I’m gonna give you the best blowjob you ever had and let you fuck my ass anyway you like it; relax, this is what I do to all my “platonic friends”…lol

….tell me your thought guys; but please keep negativity and “smart-ass” comments to yourself!!!

***THE SILLY ASSHOLES THAT CONTINUE TO FLAG THIS ARE THE VERY SAME ONES I AM REFERRING TO IN THIS POST—THEY FLAG BECAUSE THEY ARE ASHAMED SOMEONE HAS CAUGHT ON TO THEM & CALLED THEIR CHILDISH/RACIST/SUPERFICIAL ASSES OUT!***

THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID!

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what is wrong with all the guys around here lol ok so heres the deal im your avg str8 acting biwm yea i got my ears pierced shave my head listen to lynyrd skynyrd pink floyd zeppelin metallica etc i live in jeans and a ballcap i drive jackedup jeeps love fast cars work on them to i like to party down have a good time with friends i dont do the whole gay thing im not uncomfortable to hang out with who im seeing but its really noones business i like a real guy not some britney spears madonna cher im sorry i would just go after a chick then im not big into sports but not a lazy azz neither as far as doing something with a guy pretty the same as what i would do with a chick as long as safe and discreet im lookin for someone 18 to 30 white a must and str8 acting yes i do like to cuddle and kiss makeout also you dont have to be a gym buff but dont be chubby as hell fat or bone as thin im 31 wm 170 blue eyes 30waist im not trying to come off as a dick i just dont do a randomn hookup i would rather have a normal safe discreet disease free bud i do drink socially and smoke cigs 420 friendly just normal down to earth guy serious responses only please no bs!!!!

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me: interested in my first lady play date. i’m seeking a fun, outgoing, energetic girl to show me a thing or two. i’m not looking for a relationship bc i’m currently in one with a guy. he will not be participating or knowing of this play! so discretion is a MUST! i’m an athletic, slender girl, beautiful face, great attitude, very outgoing, down for anything. i’ve always thought about being with another girl.. so i’m giving it a try.

you: must be disease free. ideally very feminine.. i keep myself up and would expect the same with you. i want someone who has either been with a girl before or interested in trying new things. i’m not afraid in bed and neither should you! also i am 420 friendly and if you are that would make things even better. i’m not just looking for a hookup, i’m down for being friends as well.. i’m just looking for someone to have fun with!

also:

when emailing me please put “play date” in the subject.. i don’t want any spam. i’m real and would like you to be!

your pic gets mine.. you don’t have to show your face.. i just wanna see what i’m working with.

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what is wrong with all the guys around here lol ok so heres the deal im your avg str8 acting biwm yea i got my ears pierced shave my head listen to lynyrd skynyrd pink floyd zeppelin metallica etc i live in jeans and a ballcap i drive jackedup jeeps love fast cars work on them to i like to party down have a good time with friends i dont do the whole gay thing im not uncomfortable to hang out with who im seeing but its really noones business i like a real guy not some britney spears madonna cher im sorry i would just go after a chick then im not big into sports but not a lazy azz neither as far as doing something with a guy pretty the same as what i would do with a chick as long as safe and discreet im lookin for someone 18 to 30 white a must and str8 acting yes i do like to cuddle and kiss makeout also you dont have to be a gym buff but dont be chubby as hell fat or bone as thin im 30 wm 170 blue eyes 30waist im not trying to come off as a dick i just dont do a randomn hookup i would rather have a normal safe discreet disease free bud i do drink socially and smoke cigs 420 friendly just normal down to earth guy serious responses only please no bs!!!!

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hi iam a 24 year old white male loooking for couples to hookup with asap. iam bi but i will respect your limits. iam real and will not ask you to go any website to verify. iam 6 foot tall brown hair and eyes 9 inches and wiegh 200 pounds. i have been with couples be fore and i love it. iam d/d free. also i am 420 and drink friendly. i willsend pics oncce a i know you are real and i will not have to go any websites. please hit me up. also you need to beable to host

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36 year old professional male 5′9″ 180 lbs, blonde hair, green eyes. So if you would like to have a few drinks or dinner let me know. I have some killer 420! Looking for a nice women to chat with and then we can take it from there. Show me what Richmond has to offer. Not just looking for hook-up….Hope to here from you soon. I am here on business and will be here until Friday.

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Tom Hanks cracked the Davinci Code, I have figured out the Richmond Code:

-Vers= Bottom

-Discreet= Ugly or a whore, or an ugly whore

-Vers/top= I’m really a top, but I know the only way to get another top’s interest & for him to hookup with me is to mention the word “vers” someway, somehow

-Not looking to hook up= bullshit! of course I AM here to hook up [why else would I be on manHUNT or adam4adam or gay.com], but I’m ashamed to admit that I am only HUMAN and we all get horny; it’s not like I am going to find my next lifelong partner on a gay sex site!

-Partying/PNP= crackhead loser

-420 friendly= I’ll smoke YOUR weed

-Str8 acting= Insecure

-Into making out= I MIGHT touch your chest or something, but I really don’t wanna (or dont know how to) kiss; but if I “say” I am into it, it might land me a chance with you

-I can host= I’ll make you jump through hoops to get my address, and 5 hours/100 emails later when I do finally give it to you, either you’ll be too tired to come over, already logged off, or it won’t even be my real address anyway

-Looking for friendship only= Liar; we’ll meet and 10 minuites later you’ll end up sucking my cock, or getting fucked by me.

-Smoke socially= Chain smoker, but bums them all from other people

-Drink socially = broke ass, makes friends buy at the bar

-Pics for trade= You send yours and you won’t ever hear from me again. Goodbye!

-[pertaining to CL ads] Must send pics in FIRST email= see above

-Looking for LTR= We’ll meet, have sex…and I’ll ignore your future IM’s and emails like you never existed.

-Let’s keep in touch= see above

-BRB, phone/doorbell= this is my disappearing act; you’ll never hear from me again; I just wasn’t man enough to tell you I genuinely wasn’t interestd, or that I’m just plain ole’ full of shit anyway

-Will you be online in about a half an hour or so?= see above; this is my way of saying I am not serious and I am full of shit….I need to find a way to make you think I am still interested but I have something to do right quick.

-DL/Can’t host = I’m cheating on my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend

-In an open relationship= We don’t have sexual attraction and are so miserable together; the only REASON I’m still in the “relationship” is because we were idiots and got a house/apartment together after only being with each other for a month and not knowing a damned thing about each other (our “relationship” was based on sex and convenience)

-Looking NOW/not into email tag= I want complete control of our convos; I will give you a questionnaire, background check, drug test, lie detector test, run your credit check, and ask for your mother’s maiden name; did you really think silly gay guys WANT TO avoid drama and email tag and get straight to the point? yea right dude, you’re fooling yourself

-Looking for generou$ guys/looking to be a houseboy/looking for a$$istance= whore that is too lazy to get up off his ass and find a REAL job like the rest of us; so he preys on desperate old guys for their money and takes the EASY way out of life

-Str8 guy here= I’m really a fag, but don’t want my mommy and daddy and my frat brothers to know I like cock, because they will “disown me”—so I psych myself out into “believing” I am straight

-Sorry, mom called/got a call from work/wife came home early= I wasn’t serious anyway, I was just buying some time to see how long I could actually string you along…it worked, you actually stayed here for that whole 2 HOURS I was “on the phone” with my mom or boss!

-No fats, fems, blacks, oldies, etc= I’m shallow, and for some reason I think I’m “all that”, although I am a pure HOT FUCKING MESS!!!

-Your pic gets mine= yea right, I’m not honest about sending you my pic, if so—out of DECENCY, I would have VOLUNTEERED my pic FIRST

-Looking for now= hurry and waste your time replying to my ad, although I have NO INTENTIONS of responding back you now, or ever

-Looking for guys my age/under 25= I know I am in denial about being a self-centered uneducated spoiled immature superficial little BOY, so I would hate to “take the challenge” & actually find a slightly older, decent, honest, mature guy who MAKES me actually realize it and puts me in my place

-Serious only= I’m full of shit, but want you to think I am honest; see above

-Must do this before gf/kids/wife gets home= I just wanna see you make a fool of yourself by rushing to reply, because (little to your knowledge) the short time between now and the time she gets home is about 10 minutes, which would make it IMPOSSIBLE for us to hookup anyway

-Couple looking for a 3rd= we don’t really love each other, we’re really just SLUTTY fuck buds out of convenience–but saying we are in a relationship “sounds better”

-Only into white/latin/asian/middle easter/european/hawaiin/alaskan= I’m really a CUNT racist who hates blacks, but I am ashamed to say it so instead of just simply saying “no blacks”, I use reverse psychology & take all of that time writing out every race in the world except black to describe what I am “only into” to make it “sound better”

-That’s the way I was brought up, I can’t help it (not to like blacks, latins, etc)= I am a sorry self-centered racist shitbag always making an excuse for my ignorant racist actions; my parents also brought me up to become a doctor or lawyer & not to be addicted to coke/heroine/meth, and not to be a whore getting fucked by the trash dumpsters behind the club every night by a different guy I don’t even know—but I still do that SLUTTY stuff AND I couldnt even finish an Associate’s degree…so I DO HAVE THE CAPABILITIES to make my own decisions regardless of how I was “raised”, I just choose not to when it’s CONVENIENT for ME

-Into body contact only= I have never been with a man, or I have been with many but I am still in denial that I am a homo, so I will say I am into body contact only to control the situation just to get him over my house and not miss a potenential hookup with a hot guy just because I am stupid and nervous!

-Let’s play it by ear/let’s just get naked and see what happens= I have no fucking clue what I want; I am childish, indecisive, fickle, and psychopathic! I am scared to say I will or won’t do a certain thing because you won’t waste your time with me—my goal is to at least meet you and waste as much of your time as possible “seeing what happens” although I already know damn well that I am immature, inexperienced, or “into body contact only”—I didn’t plan on doing much in the first place; I just needed the “company” because I was bored

-Sorry, need to see a face pic before I meet= I don’t have ANY intentions of meeting, I just wanna see the face of the guy who is making a fool of himself by THINKING I will meet him after he sends me his pic

-Sorry, I don’t meet without a face pic= I am a HOT FUCKING MESS myself; I am nowhere near “vgl” but I wanna see if maybe your are uglier than me

-Looking for NSA fun= I’m really a slutty whore, and I have no intentions of acknowledging you as a person after we hookup

-Not looking for relationship= I am on a self-satisfying/self-demeaning mission to see how many different guys I can sleep with in one day, and repeat that for each day of the rest of my entire slutty life

-Looking for guys under xx years old= I’m an idiot for thinking guys are actually honest about their age anyway; God forbid someone be a minute or day older than my “cut-off” age

-Just come over and hold me/let’s just cuddle only= I just got out of a relationship, so I will “use” you just to get satisfaction and replacement of my ex-bf. I will do everything in my power to tease you while we spoon and make you want to fuck me; I even might want to have sex with you—but because I gave the disclaimer “cuddling only”, I will torture you to make you so horny that when you ask for sex, it will make YOU seem like the bad guy! That’s the whole reason why I am lonely right now is because my ex caught me “cuddling” with another guy in OUR bed…..

-New in town= I have lived here all my life [or already been here for a year], but don’t want you to know every man in Richmond has already fucked me

-Safe only= I REALLY love to get fucked raw, I just wanna appear like a wholesome guy for my first impression as we chat online, until you get my pants off and I let you slide inside me bareback; “safe only” is subjective–when we meet if you are cute, I’m thinking to myself there is no way you can have a disease and I will fuck without a condom, but if you are ugly, that must mean you have a disease and it has to be “safe only”

-HIV neg/DD free, ub2= see above; since I claim I only have safe sex anyway, why does it matter if you are poz OR neg, unleeeeessssssss I am lying to myself and I REALLY fuck bareback, but I just want the public to think I am a goodie two-shoes; I need to “hear” you say you are HIV neg because it magically makes barebacking ok, although I have no way of proving you are neg

-If this is still up, means I’m still looking= goodnight, I’m going to bed right after I finish jacking off—when I wake up in the morning, I will see how many emails I have from all of my innocent victims replying to my ad thinking I would actaully respond, because I was not actually “looking” in the first place

-**anything in the Strictly Platonic section**= I dont wanna admit I’m a faggot so I’ll pretend to only want straight friends for hanging out/going to gym/doing “guy stuff”, but the moment I get you alone, I’m gonna give you the best blowjob you ever had and let you fuck my ass anyway you like it; relax, this is what I do to all my “platonic friends”…lol

….tell me your thought guys; but please keep negativity and “smart-ass” comments to yourself!!!

***THE SILLY ASSHOLES THAT CONTINUE TO FLAG THIS ARE THE VERY SAME ONES I AM REFERRING TO IN THIS POST—THEY FLAG BECAUSE THEY ARE ASHAMED SOMEONE HAS CAUGHT ON TO THEM & CALLED THEIR CHILDISH/RACIST/SUPERFICIAL ASSES OUT!***

THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID!

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I’m a huge horror movie fan. I have been since I was a kid. Its a passion. I like hanging out at home and just relaxing. I’m a big guy, 6′2 right in at 300. I read alot as well. I guess I’m kind of nerdy. I don’t really know what to say as far as these things go. I like lots of different types of music, siouxsie and the banshees, Danzig, The Misfits, The Black Dahlia Murder to name a few. I’m a bit tattooed and I plan on getting alot more.I keep my hair cut close to my scalp. I’m 420 friendly. I have two kitties and they are like my kids if I had any. I guess if your not what the general public would call the “norm” send me an email and we can talk. I’m trying to find something serious, I don’t “hook-up”or “one night stand”, as the kids say. I’ll send you a photo if we enjoy ourselves but I gotta run now I’m watching a squeaky clean bluray version of Dune, the one from 1984. XD

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Professional 33 year old black looking for NSA sex. I am handsome, disease free, with an athletic body and frankly can’t understand why I’m not getting any at home. I’m looking for an attractive women with a nice figure. Race does not matter. Someone who is looking to hookup 1-3 times a week. I have no problem going 2-3 rounds and got a pretty sizeable package. I can not host but if you can that’s great or someone who doesn’t mind splitting hotel costs. Send me a pic with ‘2010′ in the subject. 420 friendly

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33 year old black professional looking for NSA sex. I am handsome, disease free, with an athletic body and frankly can’t understand why I’m not getting any at home. I’m looking for an attractive women with a nice figure. Race does not matter. Someone who is looking to hookup 1-3 times a week. I have no problem going 2-3 rounds and got a pretty sizeable package. I

can not host but if you can that’s great or someone who doesn’t mind splitting hotel

costs. Send me a pic with ‘let’s give it a try’ in the subject. 420 friendly.

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what is wrong with all the guys around here lol ok so heres the deal im your avg str8 acting biwm yea i got my ears pierced shave my head listen to lynyrd skynyrd pink floyd zeppelin metallica etc i live in jeans and a ballcap i drive jackedup jeeps love fast cars work on them to i like to party down have a good time with friends i dont do the whole gay thing im not uncomfortable to hang out with who im seeing but its really noones business i like a real guy not some britney spears madonna cher im sorry i would just go after a chick then im not big into sports but not a lazy azz neither as far as doing something with a guy pretty the same as what i would do with a chick as long as safe and discreet im lookin for someone 18 to 30 white a must and str8 acting yes i do like to cuddle and kiss makeout also you dont have to be a gym buff but dont be chubby as hell fat or bone as thin im 30 wm 170 blue eyes 30waist im not trying to come off as a dick i just dont do a randomn hookup i would rather have a normal safe discreet disease free bud i do drink socially and smoke cigs 420 friendly just normal down to earth guy serious responses only please no bs!!!!

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what is wrong with all the guys around here lol ok so heres the deal im your avg str8 acting biwm yea i got my ears pierced shave my head listen to lynyrd skynyrd pink floyd zeppelin metallica etc i live in jeans and a ballcap i drive jackedup jeeps love fast cars work on them to i like to party down have a good time with friends i dont do the whole gay thing im not uncomfortable to hang out with who im seeing but its really noones business i like a real guy not some britney spears madonna cher im sorry i would just go after a chick then im not big into sports but not a lazy azz neither as far as doing something with a guy pretty the same as what i would do with a chick as long as safe and discreet im lookin for someone 18 to 30 white a must and str8 acting yes i do like to cuddle and kiss makeout also you dont have to be a gym buff but dont be chubby as hell fat or bone as thin im 30 wm 165 blue eyes 30waist im not trying to come off as a dick i just dont do a randomn hookup i would rather have a normal safe discreet disease free bud i do drink socially and smoke cigs 420 friendly just normal down to earth guy serious responses only please no bs!!!!

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Masc bi here looking for another masc bi/curious guy to chill with, lift weights(i got weights at home) just on some friend type homeboy shit 420 friendly and cool not a sex hookup but a homeboy to chill wit cool hit me up? Blk dude here race is not important just sanity lol

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hey fellas..U got 2 sexy, attractive TRANSEXUALS lookin 2 hookup with, straight, sexy, attractive males, 420 buddies welcomed, an GG’s Ebony is the darkskin chick, an Lashay is the thicker chick.. eight0four-nine0one-nine00eight

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Tom Hanks cracked the Davinci Code, I have figured out the Richmond Code:

-Vers= Bottom

-Discreet= Ugly or a whore, or an ugly whore

-Vers/top= I’m really a top, but I know the only way to get another top’s interest & to hookup with me is to mention the word “vers” someway, somehow

-Not looking to hook up= bullshit! of course I AM here to hook up [why else would I be on manHUNT or adam4adam or gay.com], but I’m ashamed to admit that I am only HUMAN and we all get horny; it’s not like I am going to find my next muilti-million dollar business partner on a gay sex site!

-Partying/PNP= crackhead loser

-420 friendly= I’ll smoke YOUR weed

-Str8 acting= Insecure

-Into making out= I MIGHT touch your chest or something, but I really don’t wanna (or dont know how to) kiss; but if I “say” I am into it, it might land me a chance with you

-I can host= I’ll make you jump through hoops to get my address, and 5 hours/100 emails later when I do finally give it to you, either you’ll be too tired to come over, already logged off, or it won’t even be my real address anyway

-Looking for friendship only= Liar; we’ll meet and 10 minuites later you’ll end up sucking my cock, or getting fucked by me.

-Smoke socially= Chain smoker, but bums them all from other people

-Drink socially = broke ass, makes friends buy at the bar

-Pics for trade= You send yours and you won’t ever hear from me again. Goodbye!

-[pertaining to CL ads] Must send pics in FIRST email= see above

-Looking for LTR= We’ll meet, have sex…and I’ll ignore your future IM’s and emails like you never existed.

-Let’s keep in touch= see above

-BRB, phone/doorbell= this is my disappearing act; you’ll never heard from me again; I just wasn’t man enough to tell you I genuinely wasn’t interestd, or that I’m just plain ole’ full of shit anyway

-Will you be online in about a half an hour or so?= see above; this is my way of saying I am not serious and I am full of shit….I need to find a way to make you think I am still interested but I have something to do right quick.

-DL/Can’t host = I’m cheating on my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend

-In an open relationship= We don’t have sexual attraction and are so miserable together; the only REASON I’m still in the “relationship” is because we were idiots and bought a house/apartment together after only being with each other for a month and thinking we loved each other (based on sex and convenience)

-Looking NOW/not into email tag= I want complete control of our convos; I will give you a questionnaire, background check, drug test, lie detector test, run your credit check, and ask for your mother’s maiden name; did you really think gay guys WANT TO avoid drama and email tag and get straight to the point? yea right dude, you’re fooling yourself

-Looking for generou$ guys/looking to be a houseboy/looking for a$$istance= whore that is too lazy to get up off his ass and find a REAL job like the rest of us; so he preys on desperate old guys for their money and takes the EASY way out of life

-Str8 guy here= I’m really a fag, but don’t want my mommy and daddy and my frat brothers to know I like cock, because they will “disown me”—so I psych myself out into “believing” I am straight

-Sorry, mom called/got a call from work/wife came home early= I wasn’t serious anyway, I was just buying some time to see how long I could actually string you along…it worked, you actually stayed here for that whole 2 HOURS I was “on the phone” with my mom or boss!

-No fats, fems, blacks, oldies, etc= I’m shallow, and for some reason I think I’m “all that”, although I am a pure HOT FUCKING MESS!!!

-Your pic gets mine= yea right, I’m not honest about sending you my pic, if so—out of DECENCY, I would have VOLUNTEERED my pic FIRST

-Looking for now= hurry and waste your time replying to my ad, although I have NO INTENTIONS of responding back you now, or ever

-Looking for guys my age/under 25= I know I am in denial about being a self-centered uneducated spoiled immature superficial little BOY, so I would hate to “take the challenge” & actually find a slightly older, decent, honest, mature guy who MAKES me actually realize it and puts me in my place

-Serious only= I’m full of shit, but want you to think I am honest; see above

-Must do this before gf/kids/wife gets home= I just wanna see you make a fool of yourself by rushing to reply, because (little to your knowledge) the short time between now and the time she gets home is about 10 minutes, which would make it IMPOSSIBLE for us to hookup anyway

-Couple looking for a 3rd= we don’t really love each other, we’re really just SLUTTY fuck buds out of convenience–but saying we are in a relationship “sounds better”

-Only into white/latin/asian/middle easter/european/hawaiin/alaskan= I’m really a CUNT racist who hates blacks, but I am ashamed to say it so instead of just simply saying “no blacks”, I use reverse psychology & take all of that time writing out every race in the world except black to describe what I am “only into” to make it “sound better”

-That’s the way I was brought up, I can’t help it (not to like blacks, latins, etc)= I am a sorry self-centered racist shitbag always making an excuse for my ignorant racist actions; my parents also brought me up to become a doctor or lawyer & not to be addicted to coke/heroine/meth, and not to be a whore getting fucked by the trash dumpsters behind the club every night by a different guy I don’t even know—but I still do that SLUTTY stuff AND I couldnt even finish an Associate’s degree…so I DO HAVE THE CAPABILITIES to make my own decisions regardless of how I was “raised”, I just choose not to when it’s CONVENIENT for ME

-Into body contact only= I have never been with a man, or I have been with many but I am still in denial that I am a homo, so I will say I am into body contact only to control the situation just to get him over my house and not miss a potenential hookup with a hot guy just because I am stupid and nervous!

-Let’s play it by ear/let’s just get naked and see what happens= I have no fucking clue what I want; I am childish, indecisive, fickle, and psychopathic! I am scared to say I will or won’t do a certain thing because you won’t waste your time with me—my goal is to at least meet you and waste as much of your time as possible “seeing what happens” although I already know damn well that I am immature, inexperienced, or “into body contact only”—I didn’t plan on doing much in the first place; I just needed the “company” because I was bored

-Sorry, need to see a face pic before I meet= I don’t have ANY intentions of meeting, I just wanna see the face of the guy who is making a fool of himself by THINKING I will meet him after he sends me his pic

-Sorry, I don’t meet without a face pic= I am a HOT FUCKING MESS myself; I am nowhere near “vgl” but I wanna see if maybe your are uglier than me

-Looking for NSA fun= I’m really a slutty whore, and I have no intentions of acknowledging you as a person after we hookup

-Not looking for relationship= I am on a self-satisfying/self-demeaning mission to see how many different guys I can sleep with in one day, and repeat that for each day of the rest of my entire slutty life

-Looking for guys under xx years old= I’m an idiot for thinking guys are actually honest about their age anyway; God forbid someone be a minute or day older than my “cut-off” age

-Just come over and hold me/let’s just cuddle only= I just got out of a relationship, so I will “use” you just to get satisfaction and replacement of my ex-bf. I will do everything in my power to tease you while we spoon and make you want to fuck me; I even might want to have sex with you—but because I gave the disclaimer “cuddling only”, I will torture you to make you so horny that when you ask for sex, it will make YOU seem like the bad guy! That’s the whole reason why I am lonely right now is because my ex caught me “cuddling” with another guy in OUR bed…..

-New in town= I have lived here all my life [or already been here for a year], but don’t want you to know every man in Richmond has already fucked me

-Safe only= I REALLY love to get fucked raw, I just wanna appear like a wholesome guy for my first impression as we chat online, until you get my pants off and I let you slide inside me bareback; “safe only” is subjective–when we meet if you are cute, I’m thinking to myself there is no way you can have a disease and I will fuck without a condom, but if you are ugly, that must mean you have a disease and it has to be “safe only”

-HIV neg/DD free, ub2= see above; since I claim I only have safe sex anyway, why does it matter if you are poz OR neg, unleeeeessssssss I am lying to myself and I REALLY fuck bareback, but I just want the public to think I am a goodie two-shoes; I need to “hear” you say you are HIV neg because it magically makes barebacking ok, although I have no way of proving you are neg

-If this is still up, means I’m still looking= goodnight, I’m going to bed right after I finish jacking off—when I wake up in the morning, I will see how many emails I have from idiots replying to my ad thinking I would actaully respond, because I was not actually “looking” in the first place

-**anything in the Strictly Platonic section**= I dont wanna admit I’m a faggot so I’ll pretend to only want straight friends for hanging out/going to gym/doing “guy stuff”, but the moment I get you alone, I’m gonna give you the best blowjob you ever had and let you fuck my ass anyway you like it; relax, this is what I do to all my “platonic friends”…lol

….tell me your thought guys; but please keep negativity and “smart-ass” comments to yourself!!!

***THE SILLY ASSHOLES THAT CONTINUE TO FLAG THIS ARE THE VERY SAME ONES I AM REFERRING TO IN THIS POST—THEY FLAG BECAUSE THEY ARE ASHAMED SOMEONE HAS CAUGHT ON TO THEM & CALLED THEIR CHILDISH/RACIST/SUPERFICICIAL ASSES OUT!***

THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID!

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Hey waz good fellas, u got 2 sexy TRANSEXUALS, Lookin 2 hookup wit sexy males Must b a GG, 420 buddies welcomed Ebony is the darksin gurl, an Lashay is the Thick gurl.. eight0four-ninezero1-nine00eight

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