Hi all, I am Barb. I work as a private teacher. My husband works for the state. We are happily married and totally awesome (if I do say so myself). I do not swing and I am not into women. We love to go boating, traveling, eating, and are pretty much up for anything as long as we are available.
Anyways, my husband grew up in Orange County; I grew up in L.A. County. We moved to the Inland Empire when we got married in 2005. We have not met many people since.
We both work hard and play hard. I work full time; take care of our home, and my husband. I have basic Christian values but believe in progression. For example No on proposition 8! I am a certifiable Fag Hag so if you are a homophobe you will HATE being at my house. Sorry. Please DO E-mail me and tell me how to hate gays. I will then obsessively post your E-mail address on every gay porn/hookup site I am familiar with. So please send this crazy person your e-mail address so I can cyber-stalk you. Great idea! That right it was me you f*&%ken homophobe diane.j.winter@gmail.com! You provided me with about 4 hours of entertainment. You can lick my cooter she-dog!
I drink on the weekends and sometimes during the week but not beer. My husband has a crazy schedule because his job is hectic so I always try to accommodate his schedule being he is my man and I am madly in love with him. A good friend will understand that my marriage and family will always come first but that doesnt mean I would blow anyone off or be a flake. I hate that.
I dont judge anyone and I am not perfect. I dont care what people think about me I care about doing the right thing and enjoying my life. I love to text! If there was a gold metal in it I would have it. I have meet several great friends this way and am always willing to make more no-drama peeps.
I have never had many friends because I love to work hard! I would like to meet someone who is loyal, honest, logical, understanding, and likes me for me. I tell it like it is but I am a really good friend to everyone and I would like the same in return. I tend to be a little crazy (but in a fun way) but I am not psycho and would be happy to explain the difference to anyone who would like to talk about it.
We love to go out on our boat, drive fast cars, motorcycle rides, host parties, go out to eat, or eat at home (any kind of eating is good for us!) Paul (my husband) is very athletic and loves to work out, go for a run, anything that burns calories. He also likes to work on cars and is very helpful around the house. I’m Ms. Break-It. He’s Mr. Fix-It. Barb (me) like to scrapbook, read, anything crafty (always doing something new), knit, sew, watch movies, and most of all make evil plans. Wah ha ha! So I am in need of a co-conspirator!
I am open to trying any and all new things but strictly platonic. I do not have any preference in race, sexual orientation, religion, etc. As long as you are respectful of mine, I will be respectful of yours. I am not 420 friendly (if you are I dont want to know anything about it) and would prefer a non-smoker or only an occasional smoker. You can’t smoke around me because I will get sick (long story). Please send a picture with your E-mail so I know it is not a scam.
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