420 Hookups and Dating

Not looking for right this minute (can be tonight but does not have to be)…..any time in the next few days would be fine.

First about me: I’m 55, Caucasian, 5’ 10”, 240, blonde/gray hair, hazel eyes, hairy chest, 7” cut w/mushroom head and nice thickness, top (not versatile; always play safe). If you don’t like a big guy in his 50’s you can move on and stop reading now – not a problem and I wish you the best in finding exactly what you’re looking for. This posting is long and if you’re not interested in my stats, it’s a waste of your time to read further.

I’m looking for MY FANTASY ORAL BOTTOM GUY:

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IF you are my FANTASY GUY, I would hope we could play safe and have some hot fun but I’d also hope we would want to do it on a regular basis. Then IF the chemistry developed over time, a possible relationship could evolve. Since I’m unattached now, I’m also open to a one-time hookup or a no-strings sex buddy. YOU are basically a masculine “REGULAR GUY” type.

You are anywhere from your late 20s to early 50s.

You are Caucasian (first choice…just a preference & no offense to anyone….Latin & Asian guys are cool too)

You are a degreed professional who enjoys conversation in addition to sex. We don’t have to get married the first time we meet, but I also do NOT want the whole experience to be over in 10 minutes – it’s not worth either one of us traveling for that (I’d stay home alone and jack off if that’s all I wanted).

You enjoy sucking cock (and are okay with the fact that I do not suck) and you enjoy being fucked (and are okay with me being 100% top and I will NEVER ask you to “do me”) AND you always play safe as I do.

You have a MUSCULAR DEFINED BODY and are sensual – even though you are an oral bottom you enjoy the fact that your top is turned on by your body and loves to sensually touch and rub you to turn you on. You also enjoy a lot of deep passionate kissing. Muscular defined arms and shoulders are awesome as are hot pecs, abs, and sensitive nipples.

You can be submissive but it doesn’t matter if you are not – however, I appreciate and respect my bottom guy so I do NOT want you to be “my bitch” and I do NOT want to verbally abuse you. I want you to enjoy the fact that I enjoy and am turned on by you the person as well as by your body. Yes, if you are my fantasy bottom, you will definitely please me, but I will definitely appreciate the fact that you do so and hope that you are pleased sensually as well. I’d hope to be able to make you come just from making love to you without even touching your dick (not that I can’t jack you off…I just hope you get that turned on while I’m in you).

I like clean guys – obviously drug and disease free, but good hygiene as well.

You can be smooth or hairy – I’m totally fine with either. I perhaps lean a little toward smooth guys (either naturally or shaved) just because I’m hairy and it’s different from me.

A nice bonus (obviously not required): if you have sensitive nipples that is awesome just because gently kissing, licking and sucking those is a nice way I can turn you on.

In the first or second email I would like to see some pics. If you only sent one pic, I’d most like to see a fully clothed photo showing your face (awesome – but not from a football field away). I do NOT need to see a pic of your dick (I have one and know what they look like and I’m a top). Ass pics are okay if you want to share one but not required. They are appreciated if you have a hot sexy ass you’re really proud of. A shirtless torso pic (again not required) is awesome if you are my fantasy guy and have a muscular defined chest, pecs and abs – honestly, who wouldn’t love to see that. Plus that type of guy usually has awesome hot muscular shoulders and arms that are also a major turn-on for me. AT A MINIMUM IN THE FIRST EMAIL, please tell me your AGE, RACE, and FULL STATS as well as what appeals to you in this posting (thanks) – ideally pics would be nice but that can wait until the second email if you prefer.

Along with everything else, I like the masculine “regular guy” type. I like everything from sports (LOVE college football – by far my favorite sport of all and I’m already in mourning that the season is over….but sprng practice is here or close so that’s cool) to movies to the arts, etc.

I’m not really into guys cross-dressing (not offended by it…just not my thing) just because I like the guy things about a guy. That being said, I do like a hot guy’s ass so men’s thongs and g-strings are fine because they show off your ass, but I’m not really into my guy in women’s panties.

I am looking for an adult so you can either host or have transportation to travel. I am NOT looking for someone who can’t host AND needs someone to pick them up and take them home afterward – that requires too much time and expense if you live more than two blocks away.

Obviously, the reason the above is my fantasy guy is that very few guys fit the description, but that’s why it’s a fantasy and you can’t hope to find it without putting it out there. But it has to be both ways and obviously many guys (especially on the lower end of my age range) fitting the above description would not be interested in a 50’s big top guy (which is why I suggested to stop reading at the beginning if you were not into that type of guy). Guys throughout the age range above are cool, but for whatever reason I have met over time a lot of really nice hot 30s guys.

Another thing that has to be mentioned on CL – I’m only interested in guys who are sincerely interested in what I’ve mentioned. I am NOT looking for one of the multitudes of Craig’s List prostitutes. I am not looking for a hot “ma$$eu$e” (wink, wink). I have no intention of being “generous$.” As noted above, I do not want someone who does drugs, so I obviously am NOT providing “420” or “parTy” supplies in exchange for anything. I also have no intention of creating an account on some stupid website for the multitude of responses we all get stating some crap ass excuse (I’ve been scammed on CL, etc.) for not providing or being willing to provide photos and detail information, yet requesting that I “create a free account” at dumbass.com and go to their id, “onlinewhore”, to see their photos, etc. GIVE ME A BREAK – ALL CL users are sick of that ridiculous spamming shit.

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Ok ok, I’m a bot. But one of those really sexy fembots from Austin Powers. You don’t mind boobzookas do you? Lol ok enough of that. I’m in search of a well rounded individual. Must have a car, job, and a rocking personality. I don’t smoke, haven’t drank in a while. Occasionally I do tho. Not 420 friendly! Please be proportioned, I have an average build. Long brown hair, brown eyes, 5′2, Caucasian/Hispanic mix. Between the ages of 18 and 30, a couple more yrs is ok. In my spare(rare) time, I like to read or watch movies. Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino. Yea I’m boring, its ok I’ll admit it lol. Don’t party much, but I’ll go clubbing with the girls from time to.time. But let’s face it, can’t really find love in a club. And that’s what I’m looking for. Someone serious about trying to find love please. Because I won’t “hookup” with you, I’m not that girl. No pic, absolutely no reply. No exceptions, sry. Put beetle juice in the subject, or else I’ll shoot you with my boobzookas. Hope to hear from you : )

Toodles….

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Looking for a 420 chill guy to host today before 3p for an NSA oral hookup. Love getting stoned and blown. Six foot four mod hairy guy with a 3 day load looking for release. Eager cocksuckers with a little herb to share to the front. Hit me up with a pic and location and let’s enjoy a free weekday. I must travel…

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Looking for a 420 chill guy to host tonight after 7p or tomorrow before 3p for an NSA oral hookup. Love getting stoned and blown. Six foot four mod hairy guy with a 3 day load looking for release. Hit me up with location and whether you’re free tonight or tomorrow. Disease free and clean and expect the same. You must have some good bud and a place to host or else move on to the next post.

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I debated where I should post this, I don’t just want some random hook-up so I decided against casual encounters, but I do want to have sex at some point so strictly platonic wouldn’t work either. So here’s my situation, I won’t be here in Maine for very long, I’ll be moving out of state at the beginning of June. But in the meantime I’d like to find someone to have some fun with. I’m not looking for some big committed relationship, just someone to go out with – dinner, movies, dancing, even bowling! I’m a part time student and work 2 jobs so my plate is pretty full, but would make some time for the right guy. A few of the basics I’m 5′10″, auburn hair, amazing hazel eyes, and have curves but am not fat. I don’t drink often, or smoke cigarettes, but I am very 420 friendly, I’m not into anything harder than that. I have a wide range of interests, and love learn new things. I am serious at times but also can be very silly and fully acknowledge that I am a dork. I would keep blabbing about myself, but I’ve got work to do. So maybe I’m somebody you might like to spend a little time with, send me a message and please include a picture, because honestly I need to be attracted physically as well as mentally. Hope to hear from you soon and thanks for reading!

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I am seeking a couple of any race, age and size for fun & preferably routine encounters. NO 420 OR SMOKERS. EVERYONE MUST GIVE AND RECEIVE! I am looking to hookup soon. I MUST SPEAK WITH THE WIFEY VIA PHONE PRIOR TO MEETING. I CAN’T HOST, but do have transportation. Very open minded, laid back and love to please…respond with face/body pics, location and contact number…MUST LIKE THICK WOMEN!

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First off, I’m real..it’s Monday,sunny and cool out, and Jay Z, Jeezy and Trey Songz are coming to the Toyota Center tonight. Wish I could be there but those ticket prices were a little too steep for my wallet lol.

Well, I’m a 22 year old full time office employee and part time student at Lone Star College, hoping to be back at UH in the fall. I’m black, 5′8, and very height and weight proportionate. I work out a few times a week and make sure to stay as active as possible regardless of my busy schedule. I’ve got my own everything (apt,car, phone, money,etc) so I’m not looking for a sugar daddy, random hookup, fwb, or anything like that. I can hold my own . I’m free spirited and open minded, and acceptance and tolerance is something that is very important to me. Very 420 friendly ..I’m easy to please..I don’t constantly need to be showered with gifts or material things because when it all comes down to it, its all superficial and has an expiration date. I can enjoy a day spent at Discovery Green just as much as I can enjoy a night out on the town, and everything in between. I’m not on here looking for a husband or a soul-mate, just seeing if there’s a guy out there who’s like-minded enough to start a cool friendship, and if the chemistry is there possibly develop into something more. I guess I’m just tired of meeting/dating the same immature guys that care more about what shoes are coming out than whats going on in the real world.

I won’t make a long and drawn out list of what my ‘perfect craigslist guy’ should be, but we all have preferences so..

First, be SINGLE. ANY race is welcome, the color of your skin doesn’t matter to me. Please be over 21 and under 28 (just so we have more in common). Be baggage/drama/disease/kid free (Kids are great, but just not my thing right now, and neither are STD’s or crazy ex girlfriends for that matter.). Be independent and mobile, as I am. No one is perfect, but at least be average height/size. I know midgets and big guys need love too, but stilts and man boobs (moobs) just aren’t my thing.

A REAL pic of me is below, and when you send your face pic I’ll gladly return the favor. No dick/abs shots please (so tacky), and have something other to say than “Hey lets chat”…Catch my attention

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First, Im very real…not a bot… they say it may ’snow’ near Huntsville and Willis tomorrow, and Jay Z is in concert tonight downtown. Hope thats enough proof lol.

I guess I’ll get straight to the point and say that I’m not looking for a random hookup, a sugar daddy, a fwb, etc… just wondering if theres a guy out there who’s like-minded enough to become friends and if the chemistry is there take it further and start dating. I’m not sure if craigslist is the right place to look for a decent guy, but I’ve had my share of the not so decent ones offline so hey, what the hell lol.

I’m a 22 year old full time employee and part time student at Lone Star College hoping to be back at UH by next fall. I’m black, 5′8, very height and weight proportioned. I work out 3 times a week and I dont have any kids, unless you count my puppy. Ive got my own apt (w/ roomie), car, phone, etc…not looking for someone just to pay my bills. I was raised to hold my own, and thats just what I do .

I’m not hard to please…I dont necessarily need a guy to constantly shower me with gifts because thats all superficial. I love to be outside (when this crazy weather permits), I get excited when festivals come to town, and I love raiding second hand stores for the thrown out goodies. Im 420 friendly, however you dont have to be. It’d definitely be a plus though, Im a hippie at heart.

I’m not going to make some long drawn out list of what you can/cant be… ANY race is welcome. All I ask is that you are SINGLE, under 30, at least my height, not extremely overweight, no kids, and disease free. Be able to spark my interest and hold a good conversation….Im just tired of meeting guys with no substance and hoping to change my luck here.

I will most definitely send a current face and body pic when you send a pic.

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LOOKING TO HOOKUP NOW…

NO ONE OVER 25

SMALL BBW OK….SIZE 16

RACE NOT AN ISSUE..JUST BE SEXY AND SHAVEN

420 A PLUS BUT NOT MANDATORY

I HAVE DRINKK, TOYS AND MOVIES

HIT ME UP ON GTALK (YELLQT86) OR YAHOO (LAYLAYIZ2CUTE)

NO PIC NO REPLY…EMAIL ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER AS WELL

PLZ BE DD FREE

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Hey guy!

I’m a 21 year old woman. I am 5′4 busty, curvy and DDF. I am looking for someone who is DDF that wants to give me the pleasure nobody has ever been able to give me. I am willing to travel within reason tonight. Please be between 19 – 29. I don’t usually mind 420, but it’s not really my thing. Just looking for something NSA and if it turns into a FWB situation that is fine. Your picture gets mine! I’m going to take a shower and then check my e-mail…so I hope to hear from you!

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I need a good 420 hookup.

Nothing fancy, just reliable.

Hit me up if you are one, or have a GOOD one.

I hate shady situations.

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I am 32yo hwp ddf except poppers and 420 are alllowed but not necessary. You be 24-35yo white, love lookin dwn on brotha workin yo knob. Simple. Lets do this.

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I am 32yo hwp ddf except poppers and 420 are alllowed but not necessary. You be 24-35yo white, love gettin head from a brotha. Simple. Lets do this.

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Looking for a blk top not a must but prefer blk going to club level and would like to hookup after the club plus size diva here so if dats a problem keep it 100wit ya self and keep it moving

Ddf u be too 420 ok HIV- looking for late tonight u host or we can split a room

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Looking to travel near the Montrose/Richmond area and get sucked off for lunch. Looking for an NSA hookup. Please don’t respond if you are more than 10 minutes from the Museum District. Neg and clean and expect the same. 420 friendly mod hairy white guy

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Please put ‘normal guy’ in subject line so I know you reply is not spam.

I am just a normal gay guy who is looking for a long term relationship and true love who also happens to have a kinky side. I am a versatile top and I can be dominant.

I am not looking for a hookup. I would really like to go out on a date, you know diner and a movie. If we go out on a date, don’t expect to jump in to bed. I want to get to know someone first.

I am looking for a guy who knows the difference between sex and intimacy. Someone who appreciates flowers and text messages during the day saying how are you, I am thinking of you and I love you. I love to walk up behind my guy and put my arms around him and whisper in his ear I love you. You get the idea, I am romantic…

I am 42, tall and stocky, and white. I am overweight, I am working on it, lost quite a bit so far.

I am looking for someone younger and white or hispanic. Other stats really don’t matter.

I am ddf and you should be to.

I am NOT 420 friendly.

If you get into the bdsm scene as a sub/slave, I can do that too, I just don’t have a lot of experience in it.

I do have a photo to trade.

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Seeking fun times — 420 friendly — I don’t know where to get the stuff — ddf myself — in decent shape — see pic below — versatile — prefer to bottom — but VERY MASCULINE — enjoy it every way i can — please be serious — please have pics — I want to meet up — i am a total FREAK — self sufficient – own car – own home free and clear — stocky build — open minded – medium height — take a chance and email me — I am easy going — CAUTION: REAL GUY HERE — WILL DESIRE TO ACTUALLY MEET UP AND WILL SHOW UP…. all races — sizes — ages — welcome — please be in Houston

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My 420 connection is moving away, and I need a new hookup. Anyone got a connection up north?

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6′3″ 285lb White, 7.5c THICK, squeaky clean, DDF (420 sometimes) HIV neg, shaved head and goatee, very masc and straight acting. I have a gf so discretion is a must. For those that don’t understand, or cant respect that, MOVE ON! I’m interested in someone who my GF could meet, and remain oblivious about (I’m not saying this will ever happen, I’m just describing a type). I’m looking for something a bit more like a FWB situation, if we hit it off. NO, I’m not interested in “a relationship”, just looking for a cool bud to hang with, who just also happens to fuck me occasionally

I’m also cool with a one time thing, it’s just nicer if there is a possibility of something more than “just a fuck”. I’m into masculine, in at least semi decent shape, clean, and disease and drug free (420 is ok though if it’s not your whole life), professional type guys (I don’t care if you work in an office or build houses, just have a decent job, a car, and your own place–I have a good job, and I don’t want anything from you other than friendship (and ofc your dick in me), but I’m not looking to support someone either! lol) For the most part, your age and race, are unimportant (I generally go for guys late 20’s to mid 40’s, but ofc, if you are a really mature young guy, or a really young acting older man, then that plays into it)

To be honest,. I’m just tired of the “hook-up”, flaky, and worst of all DANGEROUS, aspects of meeting guys on here to satisfy my craving for hot man sex. I know there have to be guys out there in a similar situation that I am in, who feel the same way. I don’t have a lot of free time, and my family will always come first in everything I do. I’m looking for someone who is either similar to that, or is totally cool with that. As I stated in my title, I’m a big dude, so you must like bigger and semi hairy guys, and in general I like to bttm more than to top (I get to be a top with my GF, so with a guy I prefer bttm’ing), but I can be versatile on occasion too. I enjoy pretty much every activity except for pain. But, I only play safe if it goes beyond oral.

So, lets get together today, hang out, put on some porn (straight or gay, the great thing about being Bi is that just about anything makes you horny! lol), get naked and see where it leads!

Your pic gets mine, if your reply isn’t at least a full sentence, then don’t expect me to respond. Sorry, but if you aren’t creative or energetic enough to reply to all that I have said above, with more than one coherent sentence. Then you’d be pretty lazy, and probably boring in the sack too. Not to mention, someone like that, probably couldn’t hold me conversationally for more than a few seconds. I’m horny, but, I am, by no means, desperate. I’m a real person, and it rained all night last night (Thursday night), today is Friday and it looks really gloomy outside right now. Hope everyone has a great day and finds something to smile about! If you can’t meet today, but you are interested in what I have said, then please respond, as I have said, this ad isn’t exclusively about just “hooking up”.

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I am just a normal gay guy who is looking for a long term relationship and true love who also happens to have a kinky side. I can be dominant and I like to spank.

I am not looking for a hookup. I would really like to go out on a date, you know diner and a movie. If we go out on a date, don’t expect to jump in to bed. I want to get to know someone first.

I am looking for a guy who knows the difference between sex and intimacy. Someone who appreciates flowers and text messages during the day saying how are you, I am thinking of you and I love you. I love to walk up behind my guy and put my arms around him and whisper in his ear I love you. You get the idea, I am romantic…

I am versatile in bed, but I have not bottomed for a lot of years and want to again for the right guy.

My cock is average size.

I am 42, tall and stocky, and white.

I am looking for someone younger and white or hispanic. Other stats really don’t matter.

I am ddf and you should be to.

I am NOT 420 friendly.

If you get into the bdsm scene as a sub/slave, I can do that to, I just don’t have a lot of experience in it.

I do have a photo to trade.

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