** If I can’t trust you to read entire ad, I definitely can’t trust you to take care of my dick. One-line requests for pics will be deleted. **

Hi Guys:

Can we help each other?…I want to stop posting personal ads, and maybe you’re tired of reading them!! I’m looking for more than a one-night stand. Some steady fun in AND out of the bedroom would be ideal. Let’s explore our bodies, minds, and desires together.

I’m looking for a BUDDY for safe fun to start…hang out together, J/O partner, maybe friendship and more to follow. There’s no specific age or type I’m seeking. It’s great when guys can enjoy a good meal, movie, or conversation together as well as some hot sex. In other words, I’m looking for fun and companionship in and out of the bedroom. I’m NOT into the gay party/bar/club scene, and I’m not looking for a one-time hookup. I don’t act like a woman; I just happen to be a man who’s attracted to other men. No obligations or expectations are required here. For now, let’s just enjoy a journey instead of worrying about a destination. We can proceed at our own pace. Can’t guys be friends and enjoy some and sexual play too? If we need some porn to “help us out”, I have plenty (straight, bi, gay) for our entertainment.

Do you go out on the weekends cruising for pussy with your bro’s but secretly wish they’d get drunk enough not to remember you draining their loads?

Do you find yourself daydreaming about your straight co-workers while you’re at the office?

Does the world think you’re a dominant, confident man, but in actuality, behind closed-doors you’re eager to show another side?

Maybe YOU are:

1. A gay guy: Only another man can satisfy you. Maybe you’ve been out of a relationship for a while or you’d like to start one for the first time. Did you come out without knowing how to live as a gay man? Or maybe you have to be more discreet? Are you in a stale or sexless relationship now? Are you and your partner separated by miles or emotional distance? Maybe you have one partner now and the two of you would like to meet other guys to explore the possibilities. It’s never too late to go after what you want.

2. A bi/curious guy: You want to explore the side of you that secretly LIKES guys. Your relationships with women didn’t work out. Maybe you see a hot guy walking by and you think about what he’s packing under his clothes. Maybe you look at straight porn and check out the guys instead of the women. A HARD COCK fascinates you…you have an urge to see one, feel one, stroke one, suck one. Don’t be ashamed.

3. A straight/married guy: You’re frustrated because you can’t blow a load often enough. Your wife/girlfriend has a headache, she nags you all the time, she’s too busy, she’s not in the mood when you are, she can’t satisfy you, she wants plain vanilla sex…you know what I mean. Maybe you think you’re straight, but you still think about other men. Maybe you got married to cover up your homosexual desires and you need an outlet with another guy. A male buddy might better know how to service that BONER of yours—and you DON”T have to break up your relationship!!

4. A divorced/widowed guy: You’re bored, lonely, and horny. Maybe you want to explore the bi side that tempted you while you were married. Getting off by yourself isn’t good enough—humans are social creatures that need contact with others. I can help you with the man-to-man contact you need.

5. A guy who just needs some MALE companionship (the kind you can’t get from a FEMALE!!): There’s no substitute for some male bonding in and out of the bedroom. The mental, physical, and sexual stimulation can be incredible. Don’t you think that women can be too complicated and demanding? Guys know what they want, and the results can be explosive!! They can release that pent-up sexual tension like nobody else.

If the thought of sinking to your knees in front of a beautiful straight dick and having the privilege of being able to satisfy it orally makes your heart beat a little faster, I’m looking to hear from you.

BIG JUICY POLISHED DICK WITH HUGE, THICK CLEAN LOADS eager to feed the right responder. [Dick is attached to a young, tall ,african-american male who’s masculine with dark hair and eyes and very little body hair].

About ME: I’m 29y/o, , D&D free, HIV-, , 6ft,1in 220lbs, dark brown hair, light brown eyes, , not hairy and very masculine, about 9 1/2 -10in cut . In public, I’m a sane, stable, professional, clean-cut guy in a suit and tie. In private, I’m always ready to shed my suit and tie and release a big load that’s been building up all day. I’d like to find other guys with a major sexual appetite. Let’s face it: A man best knows the HOT SPOTS and URGES of another man, but it’s not something we can always say out loud. Men can connect with AFFECTION, PASSION, and INTENSITY that a woman can’t give them, but we can’t always admit that either. Very few men are 100% straight or 100% gay. Sexuality isn’t a black-or-white issue.(No pun here!!!)

My fetishes are anal,sucking,small dicks,BLACK,older guys,fems,Cd’s,trans and chubbies.

I am absolutely D&D Free(lite drinking and 420 is great) and it’s very important that you are to. It’s not worth it if you have ANYTHING or are unsure (no one with cold sores please – past, present…).

I need to be very discreet – have a GF (one that I haven’t seen regularly lately so my dick has been thoroughly neglected, but it’s not her fault) and career aspirations. I’m by no means a pro nor do I have experience with this. I LOVE getting my dick sucked,hole tossed(and F#%CKING) and I’m not afraid to give explicit instruction if you’re not doing it quite right.

When you respond:

Please tell me a little about you (not looking for a bio, just barebones statistics)

Location

Your experience with dick; straight dick.

We can meet, chat, relax, have a drink or two, check each other out, and see what develops…maybe set up a regular thing and become friends. For me, a regular thing is better because I want some trust and comfort with the same guy(s). Hit-and-run sex is not my thing. Repeats are encouraged, and a LTR is always considered down the road. I offer no pressure, drama, baggage, or games here, so please be the same.

I’m not looking for an instant “boyfriend” here. I prefer something more than a one-time hookup but less than a serious commitment—it can be NSA yet not a one-nighter. We can call it what we want: friends w/benefits, lovers, companions, dates, f-buddies. Who needs a label if we understand what it is? A relationship can start with sweat and sex—or a good meal and good conversation. Men can start with something physical and uncover something deeper that they didn’t expect—or they can enjoy companionship that leads to sex. Are you lonely because you think you have to settle for just meaningless sex? That’s really sad—you should keep an open mind.

Sex is supposed to be enjoyed and shared between any consenting adults. There’s no “right” or “wrong” here as long as we don’t hurt anyone. Society has silly rules about how a man should act. Let’s explore our turn-ons, fantasies, and desires together while respecting our limits and preferences. Don’t feel you have to be experienced to reach out to me. If this interests you, write back and tell me about yourself.

Maybe we’ve been looking for each other…

White male , athletic build , well hung , 420 friendly looking for NSA discreet hookup for today only. Able to host until 4:00pm. Must be discreet and safe sex only. Pics available for pics. Age race and shape not a issue. Hit me back soon so we can warm up each other on this cold day….I AM REAL , females only!

23 masc white guy petty chill n relatively inexperienced , but more of a top slim build brw/blu not out and plan on keeping it that way looking for another chill masc guy to hookup with, must be discrete ddf -420 cool. if interested hit me up with a pic and ill hit you back

peace

My favourite 420 friendly friend just exited the area. Coincidently, they happened to be my hookup to the green & my ride. ): Basically, looking for a 420 friend who likes to drive people around while enjoying super sweet bud. Please hit me up if you’re a noncreepy person relatively close to my age!

Not sure how this is going to work, but you never know til you try. First about me: I am 5 11″, 185, very toned and fit, clean, a “hot” guy I’m told. You: Please be sexy, clean, not a psycho or drama queen, fun to talk to.

Let’s keep this simple. I am looking for a girl who wants to meet for a drink or coffee and if it goes well, well….let nature take its course. I am a cool guy but seem to be on a serious dry spell. We all have needs. I am alot of fun to share a drink with. Let’s make this fun! “Working girls” need not apply. 420 is ok. Spam sucks, so type Jameson in subject line or I won’t respond. I hate spam!

Looking for some new friends .. I am very 420 friendly .. Have not found any Mary-Jane out here that I am used to .. I recently moved here from Las Vegas so I am used to that Cali import ,, Haha .. I am a down to earth girl just looking for someone that I can drink with and have some 420 goodness or just chill and watch movies or something .. I am not looking for a relationship or hookup I have been in a serious relationship for 3 years but my man is back in Vegas so it’s hard times right now and Miss Mary Jane keeps me sane .. LoL .. E-mail me at the above address if you wanna become friends. I am originally from NY so that is why I have a Yankees hat on in my pic.

Conservative lady seeks educated sort for cocktails and possible naughtiness. You do know how to kiss. You do not own a four wheeler.

I prefer tallish and over 175. I’m 5’4 and a size 10.

Just traditional I guess, I don’t like my dates smaller then me and no, I don’t weigh 170.

Let’s eliminate the obvious:

If you have several tattoos, piercings, a mustache or a beard, you’re not clean cut.

Smart can be subjective, however, if you don’t know what “subjective” means, you’re not smart enough.

Age: below 35 is too young. Over 47 is too old. An illustration: if you are 33 or 49, don’t respond.

Sane: If it makes you angry that you don’t fit my criteria, sorry. It’s my ad, not yours. Make your own. They’re free.

Taste: You wouldn’t even consider saying anything in bad taste in front of a woman, even in a CL ad.

Slang: You don’t ask a woman to “hook-up”, “hit you back, or “holla”.

No “cum” for come, no 420 requirements, no photos of you standing naked in a motel bathroom mirror with a camera phone.

You already understand “casual encounters” is NSA.

You’re not on a most wanted poster, you are D&D free, you understand safe sex.

You know guys who flip woman around have watched too much porn and it’s stupid. You KNOW exactly why it’s stupid.

You don’t take drugs, including Viagra.

You’ve read the above and “get it”.