The deal is that I am a married guy looking for a reg man hookup. I operate late nights, around 10pm.

I am into oral, vers(more top), rimming, some body contact, not really into kissing. Into more and willing to be shown.

I am hwp, mod hair, average body, blond/blu. disc, cool, sane, 420 cool.

You should be around my age(-/+), kinda into guys a little older. You should be sane, disc, head on your shoulders, safe.

You will have to host.

let me know, I am open most nights

See you fellas.

Put “regular” in the sub line please. Stats as well.

Madison male. 29 yrs old. NSA hookup tonight. women only. i can host but prefer to come to you. a nice post-feast smoke then fuck. talented orally. safe, clean disease free. 420 friendly. pic for pic.

29 yr old male downtown madison. looking for NSA hookup tonight. females only. i can host or come to you. i’ll give you something to be extremely thankful for. orally talented. safe, clean disease free. 420 friendly. pic for pic.

Looking for a guy to have some fun with TONIGHT. I can host OR travel, doesn’t matter.

19 here, 5ft9in…one fifty-five lbs w/ 7in cut dick. Vers if it gets that far (safe only) 420 is a + as is straight acting (I’m not out). Reply MUST have pics and make the subject “Nfld Hookup” so I know you’re real. Yup! Reallllly horny so I thought I’d try this.

white, proffessional, really nice looking, in good shape, masc and disease free guy here looking for another guy, one who is attractive, in shape masculine and most def comfortable with who they are. no closet cases please…too much drama attached to that..especially if its for a quick hookup. im more interested in someone i can hang with on a regular basis. safer only and u must be disease and drug free..420 cool tho….reply with ur stats and a pic

hello i live in sun prairie havent been with a woman since april its starting to bug me im looking for a fwb that is 420 friendly or at least doesnt care age size race all unimportant. put “fwb” or “hookup” depending on which one your aiming for in the subject line and will trade pic for pic

Hey there.

I am somewhat newer to Madison and I am hoping to meet some decent people from the area.

I am not posting one of those “let’s hook up and do it” kinda ads, as that’s not what I am looking for. I am looking to go a little slower than most of the ads I see on here.

If you are just looking for a quick “hook-up”, i am probably not your best choice, so please keep looking at other ads, thanks!

Ok, with that said, I am in hopes of meeting someone who has similar things in common, who doesn’t mind getting to know me a little before jumping in the sack.

I had posted a huge ad on here around this time last year telling my whole life story, everything about me and my likes and dislikes- this ad was HUGE and it really left nothing for the imagination, but I met someone that seemed really kewl and shit, only to hear that there was no connection after like 2 months of emails (after meeting in person). Nothing happened and we both wasted our time and energy- when we had nothing in common to begin with. So honestly, I learned not to write my life story in an ad.

I also learned that if there aren’t things in common, it pretty much can’t work. So I will list some likes and dislikes- and a little about me. If you have things in common, it’s a great place to start- so if you do, please reply to my ad and ya just never know…

A little about me: I am 5’9″ and 165 lbs. I moved here from a small town in Northeast Wisconsin. I have short dark blond/lt brown hair and blue eyes. I am pretty good looking. I have been sexual with 3 females and 3 males so far in my life (4 of 6 were relationships). In other words, I am not very experienced- but I am by far not a slut- and am not looking for one. No disrespect meant, but if you have been with over 10 different people so far- I would prefer to find someone with similar experience to mine. I have never had any diseases and I plan to keep it that way. As far as what I am “into,” I am pretty open sexually- but not into freaky, disgusting or painful shit. I am not looking for someone over 30 years old, either, sorry. I don’t mind if you have a little extra “fluffiness”, but if you weigh more than like 185lbs, that’s about the largest I would be interested in (this sounds so bad, but it isn’t meant that way- I just don’t want to lead anyone on, as I know what I am comfortable with and am looking for). I do smoke and am 420 friendly, so if either bugs you, that’s probably a “biggy”. I am single and my biggest requirement is that you are, too. I am NOT “out” and probably won’t be any time soon. I act and sound strait. I am not comfortable with someone who acts or sounds very femanine. In other words, if you have the “gay voice”, that is a real turn off to me (I know that this sounds bad and I hate to even say it, but seeing it is a turn off to the degree it is, I had to mention it- but I assure you, there is no disrespect meant). If you know that we are incompatable based off of any of that, please look elsewhere at someone’s ad that will suit you better. Otherwise, keep reading and see if we have anything in common! And if you want to exchange pix, let me know and we can.

My Likes:

I love ALL animals.

Fishing.

Mixed Martial Arts (The UFC).

Badger Football.

NFL Football.

Pro Wrestling.

Very 4:20 Friendly.

Going To Parks.

Hanging Out.

Swimming.

Sparring.

Walks.

Traveling.

Warm Summer Weather.

Respectful People.

Laid Back Personalities.

Watching TV/Movies (see below).

A Good Sense Of Humor.

Dislikes:

I hate Country Music.

I hate cigar smoke.

I am not into the Bar Scene.

I Very Rarely Drink.

The “Gay Voice” is a turn off.

Extremely Femanine Males make me uncomfortable.

Cold Winter Weather.

Alcoholics.

People With Drug Problems (Crack/Coke/Heroin/Bad Shit).

Disrespectful and/or Inconsiderate People.

People Against Marijuana.

Stressful People.

Serious About Everything Mentalities.

Racist People.

Liars.

Cheaters.

Thieves.

Some of my favorite TV shows are:

Weeds

Heroes

Smallville

The Shield

All UFC Pay Per Views

Lost

South Park

The Sopranos

Family Guy

Supernatural

Rescue Me

Aqua Teen HungerForce

Penn & Teller’s Bullshit!

Ghost Hunters

The Ultimate Fighter

The Crocodile Hunter

The Boondocks

The Oblongs

The Occassional WWE Pay Per View

A Few Role Models:

Steve Irwin

Mike Tyson

Brock Lesnar

Anderson Silva

(Many other UFC Fighters)

Katt Williams

Wanda Sykes

So, do we have anything in common?

If so, please reply!

The ideal person would be an 18 year old virgin who has things in common with me, but that is just not realistic- or reality- and I know it. All I expect is that you have some similarities and aren’t a total douche. Please be honest. I am. If there’s nothing in common, it isn’t gonna work. I am not the type of person who is gonna just “hook up”. We would probably end up exchanging emails for a short time, then maybe meeting if we are cool with eachother. I would hope that we would hang out a little at first and feel comfortable before just “doin’ it”. I say this so there isn’t any “wrong impressions” or expectations up front. Compared to all these other ads, I am looking to take things a little slower.

If that’s cool with you, please reply!

(~: Have A Nice Day :~)

~Thanks~