Vers= Bottom
Discreet= Ugly or a whore, or an ugly whore
BB/looking for guys to cum in me= HIV positive
Not looking to hook up= I’m here to hook up, but I’m ashamed to admit it
Average= Fat
Partying/PNP= crackhead
420 friendly= Ill smoke your weed
You wont be disappointed= Ill beat you up and steal your watch
Str8 acting= Insecure
Looking for friendship only= Liar
.well meet and youll end up sucking my
cock, or getting fucked by me.
Smoke socially = Chain smoker, but bums them all
Drink socially = broke ass, makes friends buy
Pics for trade= You send yours and you wont ever hear from me again.
Looking for LTR= Well meet, have sex
.and Ill ignore your IMs and emails.
DL/ Cant host = Im cheating on my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend
In an open relationship= See above
Escort, scort, working boy= whore
No fats, fems, oldies= Im shallow, and I think Im all that, although I am
a fat fem oldy myself.
Looking for now= hurry and waste your time replying to my ad, although I
have NO INTENTIONS of responding back you
Serious only= I’m full of shit, but want you to think I am honest
Couple looking for a 3rd= we don’t really love each other, we’re really just
fuck buds–but saying we are in a relationship “sounds better”
Only into white/Latin/Asian/European= I’m really a racist who dislike blacks
but I am ashamed to say it so instead I write what I “like” so it sounds
better
Looking for NSA fun= I’m really a slutty whore, and I have no intentions of
acknowledging you as a person after we hookup
Not looking for relationship= I am in a race to see how many different guys
I can sleep with in one day, and repeat that for each day of the year
Looking for guys under xx years old= I’m an idiot for thinking guys are
actually honest about their age anyway
New in town= I have live here all my life, but don’t want you to know every
man in Atlanta has already fucked me
If this is still up, means I’m still looking= goodnight, I’m going to
bed—when I wake up in the morning, I will see how many idiots replied to
my ad thinking I would actaully respond
**anything in the Platonic Friends section**= I don’t wanna admit I’m a
faggot so I’ll pretend to only want friends for hanging out/going to gym/etc
but the moment I get you alone, I’m gonna give you the best blowjob you
ever had and let you fuck my ass anyway you like it; relax, this is what I
do to all my “platonic friends”
LOL….have fun reading guys!!!
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