(Hah, sorry about the title. The song came up in my iTunes, and I found it fitting for this purpose, I suppose.)
So, unlike 90% of the people on here, this really is my first time posting on here. I'm not going to say "Oh, I just wanted to see what would happen." No. I'm frickin' lonely, to be honest.
Hm, about me?
I'm an 18 year old college freshman, with a major in Communications Studies. I'm not exactly sure what I plan to do once I earn my degree, but I suppose I'm currently traveling the road to self-discovery. I'm quirky and slightly sarcastic. At times I can be shy, though for the most part, I'm on the loud side. I like to think I have a sense of humor, which mostly consists of the well-timed "that's what she said," and any sarcastic comment I can squeeze in. 95% of the time, people take me seriously when they really shouldn't. I could, quite possibly, have one of the funniest laughs you'll ever hear (though that's totally up to you to judge). I love to have a good time, go out and party, and 'do my thanng'; but that doesn't mean that I don't absolutely adore cuddling and watching reruns of MadTV (because I definitely do. :]]). I party on weekends, and I occasionally smoke when I do-- If this is a big deal to you, then you're probably barking up the wrong tree. I'm a self-professed nerd; I'd like to think that I'm as good at video games as any guy, I read all the time, and I pull random facts and figures out at the most convenient times. I'm told I'm intelligent, which I sometimes choose to believe. I watch movies, and listen to essentially any type of music from any genre (with the exception of country; sorry.). I'm 5'9" and particularly pale, with brown hair and green/blue/gray/teal/awesome colored eyes. Physically, yeah, I'm a bigger girl. If this offends/turns you off/makes your stomach churn, then please (by all means), click the 'back' button on your browser. I do have curves though, which I'm pretty good at accentuating. [Insert sly wink here.] I don't have a whole lot of self-esteem as far as my appearance goes, but that doesn't mean I can't be comfortable in my own skin on the rare occasion. I love art, whether it be music, poetry, or visual arts in general. Taking random adventures is probably my number one hobby. I usually end up at a random antique shop or a museum though. So yeah, I'm pretty weird.
Whew. Now the important part-- about YOU:
-Are white. I feel terrible that I have to include this (and I'm certainly not racist!), but I am simply not attracted to anything but.
-Are no older than 25. Sorry, creepers.
-Are the same height or taller than me. Superficial, I know, but I just have one of those 'things'.
-Have a job, are going to school, and/or have a vehicle (any combination of the three would be a plus!). I don't want to have to support you, drive you around, or have to pay for everything all of the time. It should be the other way around (LOL, JK!).
-Know how to use correct English and/or grammar. Sry bt if u tlk lyk dis, den their's a probs 4 m3, k?
-Aren't a bot or spammer, obviously...? If you intend to email me, I must insist that you mention the word "Crimewave" (again, a song title) somewhere in the subject of your email.
-Have a sense of humor!
-Shower...?
-Know how to hold a decent conversation, both online and in person. There's nothing I hate more than awkward silences.
Bonus points if:
-You're really really ridiculously good looking. (Yes, that's a quote from Zoolander. Haha.)
-You make me laugh. :]]
-You're kinda weird like me.
-You have piercings/tattoos. They're definitely a big turn on for me, if they're well-placed.
-You want to spoil me. I would love to be your princess; but I know how to hold my own, so it's definitely not necessary.
-You take me on an adventure!
-You know who sings the songs I mentioned. Teehee.
Extra things that perhaps you should know?
Yes, I'm real. Um, I can't tell you the score to any sporting event, because I didn't watch it. BUT, it's currently 12:55am and 15.8 degrees out where I am.
Looks aren't really a big deal to me; as long as you can charm me, that's all I need!
I don't mind if you drink occasionally or smoke. 420 isn't really my thing, but it doesn't bother me as long as it isn't a constant.
I'm not looking for a hook-up. Yes, really.
I'm also not looking for a long distance relationship. It's not exactly my idea of an ideal relationship.
I text, have AIM, & have accounts on both Facebook and MySpace, given that you'd like to know more about me.
Your picture gets mine; but don't expect nudes. :]
I probably forgot something, but I guess if you need to know, you can ask, right?
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