Tom Hanks cracked the Davinci Code, I have figured out the Richmond Code:
-Vers= Bottom
-Discreet= Ugly or a whore, or an ugly whore
-Vers/top= I'm really a top, but I know the only way to get another top's interest & for him to hookup with me is to mention the word "vers" someway, somehow
-Not looking to hook up= bullshit! of course I AM here to hook up [why else would I be on manHUNT or adam4adam or gay.com], but I'm ashamed to admit that I am only HUMAN and we all get horny; it's not like I am going to find my next lifelong partner on a gay sex site!
-Partying/PNP= crackhead loser
-420 friendly= I'll smoke YOUR weed
-Str8 acting= Insecure
-Into making out= I MIGHT touch your chest or something, but I really don't wanna (or dont know how to) kiss; but if I "say" I am into it, it might land me a chance with you
-I can host= I'll make you jump through hoops to get my address, and 5 hours/100 emails later when I do finally give it to you, either you'll be too tired to come over, already logged off, or it won't even be my real address anyway
-Looking for friendship only= Liar; we'll meet and 10 minuites later you'll end up sucking my cock, or getting fucked by me.
-Smoke socially= Chain smoker, but bums them all from other people
-Drink socially = broke ass, makes friends buy at the bar
-Pics for trade= You send yours and you won't ever hear from me again. Goodbye!
-[pertaining to CL ads] Must send pics in FIRST email= see above
-Looking for LTR= We'll meet, have sex...and I'll ignore your future IM's and emails like you never existed.
-Let's keep in touch= see above
-BRB, phone/doorbell= this is my disappearing act; you'll never hear from me again; I just wasn't man enough to tell you I genuinely wasn't interestd, or that I'm just plain ole' full of shit anyway
-Will you be online in about a half an hour or so?= see above; this is my way of saying I am not serious and I am full of shit....I need to find a way to make you think I am still interested but I have something to do right quick.
-DL/Can't host = I'm cheating on my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend
-In an open relationship= We don't have sexual attraction and are so miserable together; the only REASON I'm still in the "relationship" is because we were idiots and got a house/apartment together after only being with each other for a month and not knowing a damned thing about each other (our "relationship" was based on sex and convenience)
-Looking NOW/not into email tag= I want complete control of our convos; I will give you a questionnaire, background check, drug test, lie detector test, run your credit check, and ask for your mother's maiden name; did you really think silly gay guys WANT TO avoid drama and email tag and get straight to the point? yea right dude, you're fooling yourself
-Looking for generou$ guys/looking to be a houseboy/looking for a$$istance= whore that is too lazy to get up off his ass and find a REAL job like the rest of us; so he preys on desperate old guys for their money and takes the EASY way out of life
-Str8 guy here= I'm really a fag, but don't want my mommy and daddy and my frat brothers to know I like cock, because they will "disown me"---so I psych myself out into "believing" I am straight
-Sorry, mom called/got a call from work/wife came home early= I wasn't serious anyway, I was just buying some time to see how long I could actually string you along...it worked, you actually stayed here for that whole 2 HOURS I was "on the phone" with my mom or boss!
-No fats, fems, blacks, oldies, etc= I'm shallow, and for some reason I think I'm "all that", although I am a pure HOT FUCKING MESS!!!
-Your pic gets mine= yea right, I'm not honest about sending you my pic, if so---out of DECENCY, I would have VOLUNTEERED my pic FIRST
-Looking for now= hurry and waste your time replying to my ad, although I have NO INTENTIONS of responding back you now, or ever
-Looking for guys my age/under 25= I know I am in denial about being a self-centered uneducated spoiled immature superficial little BOY, so I would hate to "take the challenge" & actually find a slightly older, decent, honest, mature guy who MAKES me actually realize it and puts me in my place
-Serious only= I'm full of shit, but want you to think I am honest; see above
-Must do this before gf/kids/wife gets home= I just wanna see you make a fool of yourself by rushing to reply, because (little to your knowledge) the short time between now and the time she gets home is about 10 minutes, which would make it IMPOSSIBLE for us to hookup anyway
-Couple looking for a 3rd= we don't really love each other, we're really just SLUTTY fuck buds out of convenience--but saying we are in a relationship "sounds better"
-Only into white/latin/asian/middle easter/european/hawaiin/alaskan= I'm really a CUNT racist who hates blacks, but I am ashamed to say it so instead of just simply saying "no blacks", I use reverse psychology & take all of that time writing out every race in the world except black to describe what I am "only into" to make it "sound better"
-That's the way I was brought up, I can't help it (not to like blacks, latins, etc)= I am a sorry self-centered racist shitbag always making an excuse for my ignorant racist actions; my parents also brought me up to become a doctor or lawyer & not to be addicted to coke/heroine/meth, and not to be a whore getting fucked by the trash dumpsters behind the club every night by a different guy I don't even know---but I still do that SLUTTY stuff AND I couldnt even finish an Associate's degree...so I DO HAVE THE CAPABILITIES to make my own decisions regardless of how I was "raised", I just choose not to when it's CONVENIENT for ME
-Into body contact only= I have never been with a man, or I have been with many but I am still in denial that I am a homo, so I will say I am into body contact only to control the situation just to get him over my house and not miss a potenential hookup with a hot guy just because I am stupid and nervous!
-Let's play it by ear/let's just get naked and see what happens= I have no fucking clue what I want; I am childish, indecisive, fickle, and psychopathic! I am scared to say I will or won't do a certain thing because you won't waste your time with me---my goal is to at least meet you and waste as much of your time as possible "seeing what happens" although I already know damn well that I am immature, inexperienced, or "into body contact only"---I didn't plan on doing much in the first place; I just needed the "company" because I was bored
-Sorry, need to see a face pic before I meet= I don't have ANY intentions of meeting, I just wanna see the face of the guy who is making a fool of himself by THINKING I will meet him after he sends me his pic
-Sorry, I don't meet without a face pic= I am a HOT FUCKING MESS myself; I am nowhere near "vgl" but I wanna see if maybe your are uglier than me
-Looking for NSA fun= I'm really a slutty whore, and I have no intentions of acknowledging you as a person after we hookup
-Not looking for relationship= I am on a self-satisfying/self-demeaning mission to see how many different guys I can sleep with in one day, and repeat that for each day of the rest of my entire slutty life
-Looking for guys under xx years old= I'm an idiot for thinking guys are actually honest about their age anyway; God forbid someone be a minute or day older than my "cut-off" age
-Just come over and hold me/let's just cuddle only= I just got out of a relationship, so I will "use" you just to get satisfaction and replacement of my ex-bf. I will do everything in my power to tease you while we spoon and make you want to fuck me; I even might want to have sex with you---but because I gave the disclaimer "cuddling only", I will torture you to make you so horny that when you ask for sex, it will make YOU seem like the bad guy! That's the whole reason why I am lonely right now is because my ex caught me "cuddling" with another guy in OUR bed.....
-New in town= I have lived here all my life [or already been here for a year], but don't want you to know every man in Richmond has already fucked me
-Safe only= I REALLY love to get fucked raw, I just wanna appear like a wholesome guy for my first impression as we chat online, until you get my pants off and I let you slide inside me bareback; "safe only" is subjective--when we meet if you are cute, I'm thinking to myself there is no way you can have a disease and I will fuck without a condom, but if you are ugly, that must mean you have a disease and it has to be "safe only"
-HIV neg/DD free, ub2= see above; since I claim I only have safe sex anyway, why does it matter if you are poz OR neg, unleeeeessssssss I am lying to myself and I REALLY fuck bareback, but I just want the public to think I am a goodie two-shoes; I need to "hear" you say you are HIV neg because it magically makes barebacking ok, although I have no way of proving you are neg
-If this is still up, means I'm still looking= goodnight, I'm going to bed right after I finish jacking off---when I wake up in the morning, I will see how many emails I have from all of my innocent victims replying to my ad thinking I would actaully respond, because I was not actually "looking" in the first place
-**anything in the Strictly Platonic section**= I dont wanna admit I'm a faggot so I'll pretend to only want straight friends for hanging out/going to gym/doing "guy stuff", but the moment I get you alone, I'm gonna give you the best blowjob you ever had and let you fuck my ass anyway you like it; relax, this is what I do to all my "platonic friends"...lol
....tell me your thought guys; but please keep negativity and "smart-ass" comments to yourself!!!
***THE SILLY ASSHOLES THAT CONTINUE TO FLAG THIS ARE THE VERY SAME ONES I AM REFERRING TO IN THIS POST---THEY FLAG BECAUSE THEY ARE ASHAMED SOMEONE HAS CAUGHT ON TO THEM & CALLED THEIR CHILDISH/RACIST/SUPERFICIAL ASSES OUT!***
THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID!
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