Good morning, and hope you are enjoying the snow! Yay.
Divorced, employed, sane, silly man on a mission for someone a bit diferent than the average Oprah/Sex in the City/shop 'till you drop cookie cut lady I have been dating. Thats all good stuff, but there really needs to be more substance to you, so ....................
I have decided to take up dating as a hobby. I am looking for women who are willing to meet a strange man for coffee or drinks and have a civilized conversation. If we are inclined to take things any further, lets schedule another date; if we find insufficient interest on either or both ends, we can shake hands, call it a night and continue in our respective quests for romantic companionship.
Kindly do not respond if you are married and/or looking for a hookup. It would be a waste of your time and mine. Not 420 friendly, or big into the booze (couple drink limit) ..... got kids and need to set a real example for them to follow.
Things that will get you noticed:
Complete and grammatically correct sentences.
A non-frightening photograph of yourself.
A well-honed sense of the absurd.
Signs of an intellect that is demonstrably greater than that of an aquatic mollusk.
Things that will get you ignored:
Incoherence.
A photograph of your genitalia.
Ranting at me about how Ill never get a woman with that attitude.
Signs of an intellect that is on the level or below that of aforementioned aquatic mollusk.
My politics are liberal, my religion Catholic and my interests are country based. Thank you for reading and best of luck to you in your search, whomever it may lead to.
Physical prerequisites - No rake thin girls, prefer a full to very full figure. Breast size is completely unimportant, and implants are a turn-off to me. Race not too important ....... Please be over 45 and single, or really seperated, or have no serious BF.
Lastly .......... I probably won't go to the beach with you. Reserve the right to only respond to email that has the word "snowstorm" in the title.
Thanks!!
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